whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
whorenament: Are we human, or are we dancer, Or are we prancer, or are we vixen, or are we comet, Or are we Cupid, or are we Donner, or are we blitzen?
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
bates motel: season final-
darrynek: i donated blood today not my own though